I was pretending to be a Ninja the other day when I was cutting up Zooper Doopers for the kids. I thought i was pretty good until I sliced my finger nearly off. At least that's what it felt like. Trust me it was a lot worse than what it looks below. i went all wobbly and couldn't think properly. Naomi ran around the house panicking not knowing what to do, "should i get a bandage...should i get ice...do you want pressure on it... do you want a band aid....what should i do..."(Naomi loves the drama). Reuben was rambling some monologue about who knows what. when i yelled at him and told him to go to his room (I was in pain allright!) I said sorry later on, he didn't care. Samuel said, "How come you didn't cut it with scissors". I replied well that wouldn't be very fun! He's the only one with common sense in the house. Poor kid! I told him to go to his room too and do some Maths! He loves Maths!
Ohh the pain...! The knife went straight through my nail on my thumb and sliced my pointer finger! Close your eyes right now and feel my pain!! The knife slicing through my finger nail and into the bed of skin under my nail! Go on try it! Can you feel the pain!...................... WELL MY PAIN WAS 1000 TIMES WORSE!!!!!!
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