More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly. - Woody Allen

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
-- Joe Namath

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
- Tom Lehrer