Sunday, 28 January 2007

Energetic Gym Session

I was at the gym last week doing my usual slaughter. I had been working out for maybe 15 min and had about an hour left. I heard a bit of a tear noise, I looked around at my backside while I going hard on the cross trainer to see the damage. I couldn't see anything, so I thought maybe it was just a small tear in the crotch and I forgot about it for the night. I continued my gym workout for the next hour and there were a lot of people around!

After the workout i had chat to a few people on the way out then went home. When I came home, I briefly conversed with Naomi who was sitting on the lounge reading a book. Then I turned around to walk to the bathroom and my beautiful wife who never thinks a horrid thought about me only thoughts of admiration, adoration and wonderment (lol) began to laugh her head off at me.

I panicked and said, "what?!" I had a tear in my red shorts from the top to the bottom of them (entire length from crotch to the hem above me knee). I said "Well at least I'm wearing red undies". She replied (still chuckling), "I don't think it would make a difference what colour undies you were wearing".

You think I would have felt the breeze blowing through. To think the whole night I was walking around with my backside hanging out for the whole world to see and nobody said a word. I am still chuckling to myself LOL!

ps Naomi MADE me chuck the shorts in the bin. I had considered still hanging onto them, they were a favourite of mine.......




10 comments:

Lucas said...

No way mate!!! Thats hillarious!!! lol

Bob Gould said...

Maybe your muscles are starting to bulge.Now you can start working on the upper part of the body.I'm sure Nomes, being an artist of note, could design a pretty good cartoon of the event.The only problem now is, everyone will be looking to see how big your butt is.

Deb said...

LOL Pete, you're lucky Naomi does more than think of you with admiration, adoration and wonderment - she also saves you from making a complete fool of yourself...well, sometimes at least! :P

But good on you for not letting embarrassment take over! :)

Zarna said...

Do you go to the gym that the gay guy runs, maybe there's a reason noone told you!

savage said...

yes, i go to the gay gym. you might be right about the reason nonbody told me. lol.

Nomes said...

Bob's right - your muscles are bulging!!!!

Do you regret chucking the shorts out? You could've kept on wearing them to the gym and see how long it would take until someone told you about the rip!

Zarna said...

...or you could have got a discount ;p

Bob said...

Zarna could sell them on Ebay for you. Celebrity shorts with the crutch ripped out. I wonder how many bids you could get.

Joanna said...

oh no, that sounds like a story from dad.... what are you becoming? :)

Rinni said...

Lol - Still chuckling about the post! Eveb funnier with Zarna's comment!! ;OP