Energetic Gym Session

I was at the gym last week doing my usual slaughter. I had been working out for maybe 15 min and had about an hour left. I heard a bit of a tear noise, I looked around at my backside while I going hard on the cross trainer to see the damage. I couldn't see anything, so I thought maybe it was just a small tear in the crotch and I forgot about it for the night. I continued my gym workout for the next hour and there were a lot of people around!

After the workout i had chat to a few people on the way out then went home. When I came home, I briefly conversed with Naomi who was sitting on the lounge reading a book. Then I turned around to walk to the bathroom and my beautiful wife who never thinks a horrid thought about me only thoughts of admiration, adoration and wonderment (lol) began to laugh her head off at me.

I panicked and said, "what?!" I had a tear in my red shorts from the top to the bottom of them (entire length from crotch to the hem above me knee). I said "Well at least I'm wearing red undies". She replied (still chuckling), "I don't think it would make a difference what colour undies you were wearing".

You think I would have felt the breeze blowing through. To think the whole night I was walking around with my backside hanging out for the whole world to see and nobody said a word. I am still chuckling to myself LOL!

ps Naomi MADE me chuck the shorts in the bin. I had considered still hanging onto them, they were a favourite of mine.......